February 2012
8 posts
The Desperate Search (a poem)
Sitting at my teller station, scrollin’ on tumblr and reddit
My head pounds from my hangover, I drank alone I must admit it
Up walks another customer, distraught as can be
“You must help my good sir, I’ve racked up all these damn fees!”
“Let me look at your history; is there anything out of place?”
“No I made all those transactions. This bank is such a disgrace.
You see I’ve been in the hospital...
What I Think Today: 02/07/2012
High Five: While walking through the parking garage at my work, I was worried that I had left my work keys at home. A quick check of the pantaloons proved me wrong as I had remembered my keys. I said aloud, “Awesome job past Ryan!” and gave myself a high-five. After realizing how fucking retarded I looked, I made a quick glance around to see if anybody saw it. 3 people did. And they laughed. And...
January 2012
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The (useless) Music Argument
I’m having an interesting discussion right now on a friend’s Facebook status. And it’s about music. And music is a fickle little bitch of a topic that can start a flame war beyond your control. Arguing about music is about as productive as arguing about religion or politics. And not nearly as sexually arousing.
I would like to think I have a great taste in music. I grew up listening to the classic...
Why I Have No Friends
I would say I have 4 close friends (wow, you contradict the fucking title in the first sentence asshat). My parents seem concerned that I don’t socialize, spend most of my time on the computer, and generally hate most people. I wasn’t always like this. At one point I had plenty of friends. This was the glorious time in my life called middle school. I know. Who the fuck liked middle...
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So I Just Put a Title Here?
Yes. Dumb shit. You put a title there. So this is tumblr? I’ve never been on this side of the post. From my limited experience of tumblr I understand it is this gang bang of blogs/memes/pictures/kids saying they would kill themselves if they didn’t subscribe to Shane Dawson/ and porn. And not just any porn. I’m talking black and white classy porn. The stuff where you need to wear...